What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

What is your most erotic sex story?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…